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	PROJECTS:		Bluetooth Is An Abomination
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While bluetooth headsets do not meet the criteria necessary to conjure the ire of Stay Human, they still do! What's wrong with a speaker and a microphone stuck in an ear for hands-free talking? Everything. The bluetooth headset represents the first unsure step down the slippery slope of integrating technology with the human body. Not only is this ugly and lame, it will also cause a lot of problems for lots of cool stuff. When humans incorporate technology into their bodies they will gain advantages that will take the glory out of everything. The Olympics will be a joke. Gambling won't exist because of new clandestine communication possibilities. Privacy will be compromised. Achievement in general will just be stupid. Like, "Oh, I swam the English channel... with the help of my oxygen-releasing NANOBOTS coursing through my bloodstream." Dumb. The technology will be hacked (this will be awesome) and people's heads will blow up. People with cell phones in their ear canals will be the recipient of a trick where their phone just starts emitting the maximum volume noise. Then they will go deaf and have to get a bionic ear. Totally lame. But eventually after all this bullshit plays out, some people will have insanely "souped-up" bodies and inhuman power. And this will suck. Because it will be like a jock today, and yeah he will still be a dumb pussy, like today, but you won't be able to hurt him. He will just kill you. And everyone else. Don't even get me started on nanotechnology. Unless you want to hear about ONE MAN who will release billions of self-replicating, cell-killing nanobots to kill the entire population of the world in one day. Bluetooth headsets are a fucking abomination. The people who use them need to be made to feel like the idiots they are, so they stop wearing them, and the idea of incorporating loser technology into the body to raise self-esteem stops now. Go check out the real website: BluetoothIsAnAbomination.com